February 2012
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Ninety percent of the world’s problems are caused by tiny words that come in...
– Steve.
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Sometimes Howard and I pretend that his arrhythmia is acting up, and I’m...
– Bernadette
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I am so impressed with this. →
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probati0n asked: Thanks for following! Cute blog:3
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Blonde Varsity Cheer Dancer: So is like, the wait really 40 minutes?
Me: Unless you discover a hidden worm hole that crosses you through the space-time continuum, yes.
Blonde Varsity Cheer Dancer: [blank stare]
Blonde Varsity Cheer Dancer: So like, would the single rider line be a shorter wait?
Me: Yes.
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I've Just Decided On A New Christmas Breakfast...
It will be a breakfast burger.
It starts with a thin, delicious, fresh-ground beef patty. Since it’s breakfast, it’ll be topped with a fried egg. And since it’s a burger, it’ll obviously be topped with a slice of cheese. And then some nice thin, crispy bacon.
And it’ll all be…
SMOOSHED BETWEEN TWO KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS.
My kids are gonna love me.
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I feel like she’s one of those ladies that overshoots her lipstick a lot,...
– Shit Tito Says
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Out Of Space.
My media hard drive is full. I mean. Just full.
If I want to add anything. I need to delete something. Or. I could do this:
I find movies I’m not terribly in love with, but don’t want to delete, and I replace them with lower quality copies. Take “Captain America: The First Avenger”. This movie is not award-winning. It’s not a must-see. But one day, when I’m...