February 2012
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I am so impressed with this. →
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probati0n asked: Thanks for following! Cute blog:3
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Blonde Varsity Cheer Dancer: So is like, the wait really 40 minutes?
Me: Unless you discover a hidden worm hole that crosses you through the space-time continuum, yes.
Blonde Varsity Cheer Dancer: [blank stare]
Blonde Varsity Cheer Dancer: So like, would the single rider line be a shorter wait?
Me: Yes.
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I've Just Decided On A New Christmas Breakfast...
It will be a breakfast burger.
It starts with a thin, delicious, fresh-ground beef patty. Since it’s breakfast, it’ll be topped with a fried egg. And since it’s a burger, it’ll obviously be topped with a slice of cheese. And then some nice thin, crispy bacon.
And it’ll all be…
SMOOSHED BETWEEN TWO KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS.
My kids are gonna love me.
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I feel like she’s one of those ladies that overshoots her lipstick a lot,...
– Shit Tito Says
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Out Of Space.
My media hard drive is full. I mean. Just full.
If I want to add anything. I need to delete something. Or. I could do this:
I find movies I’m not terribly in love with, but don’t want to delete, and I replace them with lower quality copies. Take “Captain America: The First Avenger”. This movie is not award-winning. It’s not a must-see. But one day, when I’m...
January 2012
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Things I Didn't Know Were Missing:
Item #1: My Wallet.
End of list.
Got a phone call from a manager at my part-time job with Disney. My boss got a call from an administrative assistant at the conference center. And he got an email from a Flying Fish restaurant manager.
All. At. The Same. Time.
Man. When you lose your wallet at Disney… they really want you to have it back.
Dear Disney Institute Facilitator,
No, your Mac is not “sensitive” to certain projectors. No, our equipment did not “crash” your Mac. No, it is not “ironic” that your Mac never crashes, but somehow did yesterday when you were connected to our projector for eight hours. And no, our projector did not somehow give your Mac a “virus”.
See that little cable? That’s VGA. Stands for...
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Just Witnessed a New Low In Humanity
I was sitting in an exterior smoking area outside the ballroom where I work. Adjacent to me, was a trashcan with a modified top that contains an ashtray.
A woman walks past pushing a stroller. Presumably, she is a Mother. After moving completely past me, she u-turns and asks, “Excuse me, do you happen to have a cigarette?”
I don’t smoke, so no, I don’t have one. Ergo, I...
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